Nate-ism #17.

Nate telling jokes to Spencer:

Nate: Spencer, what do you call a cow jumping over a barbed wire fence?
Nate: Udder-destruction.
Nate: Spencer, what do you call a cow that can't give milk?
Nate: Udder-failure.
Nate: Spencer, how many Jews can you fit in a Volkswagen?
Nate: 3. 2 in the front 1 on the back.
Nate: It's not a bad joke.

Nate-ism #16.

Nate was making some delicious oatmeal cream pies (have I mentioned that boy can cook?!) and the recipe called for "2 whole eggs".

Nathan: 2 WHOLE eggs? Like the shell included???